There are certain articles of clothing that look great in theory and on other people. Therefore, as a typical consumer, I decide that article must look good on me too. I’ve never been more wrong than with a pair of yellow-colored tights.
See, it looks great online/bloggers/etc (the top two are random, and the third picture is Naomi, one of my favorite blogger/blog couples):
But this is me a few years ago at Esther H.’s birthday party at the Crocker Club:
I look like I have jaundice.